In the Mind of a rub N tug girl. Thanks to our dirty dog of a writer Jay. This shit is so fucking amazing. I don’t know how he gets them to do all this. And yes that is a real photo of her.
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In the Mind of a Rub n Tug Girl

Jay:                  Hi, this is Jay for rubbiesntuggies.com and the clapback. I’m here with a rubbie tuggie girl, her name is Grace, say hi Grace.

Grace:             Hi.

Jay:                  So Grace, how long have you been in this business.

Grace:             I’ve been in it for about 3 and a half months.

Jay:                  Okay, 3 and a half months, what made you decide to go into the rubbie tuggie industry?

Grace:             Well, I used to be a private lap dancer and in the private industry it’s pretty lucrative, so I figured, hm, let me see what goes on with this and I started and it’s been good ever since.

Jay:                  Okay, okay. How much do you make a month usually, you know, on a good month and a bad month.

Grace:             A good month, 8000, on a bad month probably like 4000.

Jay:                  Okay. Now, is rubies and tuggies all you do?

Grace:             Yes, rubies and tuggies, that’s it.

Jay:                  So if a wealthy guy came up to you, good looking and he offered you maybe 1200, 1300, maybe 2000, you wouldn’t go for it.

Grace:             Sure, it definitely has to be some chemistry and everything has to be safe, but I would definitely want to build a repertoire first before we indulge.

Jay:                  Okay, now I’m going to ask some dirty questions. What’s the most difficult penis or cock or dick to stroke?

Grace:             The ones that are like shaped like the aerosol hairspray bottles. Those are ridiculous, I mean, come on now, you have to use two hands and some, it’s a scary thing.

Jay:                  What’s some?

Grace:             Like your arms as well.

Jay:                  Alright, I thought you were going to talk about oral, but okay.

Grace:             No, you can’t even fit that in your mouth.

Jay:                  Well that’s true, that’s true. Else, let me see. So, when you’re stroking a guy, what’s the weirdest request that they’ve ever asked you while you’re doing that?

Grace:             To shoot it on my breast or in my mouth or in my face which I’m not going to do.

Jay:                  Okay, you know, overall, what’s the nastiest guy, guys you ever dealt with while giving a massage, describe it, the worst you ever came across?

Grace:             I think it would be the guys that want the prostate massages and their assholes are super dirty and they expect me to use like no gloves, like come on now, are you serious?

Jay:                  And, overall, you know, how is business for you?

Grace:             Business is the best ever and I’m going to just rule the world.

Jay:                  Alright. What else, let me see, now, with penises, what do you, well, guys want to know this actually, what do women do or think about while they’re doing this?

Grace:             What do you mean, like, when we’re having sex?

Jay:                  No, when you’re, you know, when you’re giving a guy a massage, the guy gets a rack, you know, have you seen like really nice ones, really small ones, describe the ugly ones and the nice looking ones, you know, what do you recommend?

Grace:             Well, I like, I like them very pretty. I mean, pretty like…

Jay:                  Like with glitter?

Grace:             Yeah, with sprinkles and glitter, no, but I like… I don’t like them big at all, I mean, medium, small is good for me, something that I can really manage in my hands is best. When it’s bigger than that it gets out of control and you really don’t know what to do like, I mean, I’ve seen some big ones and girls, you don’t know what to do, it’s just ridiculous.

Jay:                  What’s the most amount of ropes meaning, ropes meaning how many guys shoot off, like you know, every stream is called ropes, so what’s the most you’ve ever encountered? Like a lot of guys shoot average 6, 7, 8 ropes, you know.

Grace:             I say like 5,6 .

Jay:                  5,6?

Grace:             Yeah, it was like the Bellagio.

Jay:                  Bellagio? Wow, look at that, alright, alright. So, you know, do you have any usuals, any regulars that, you know, you like to attend to?

Grace:             I do have regulars and as we continue to see each other it only gets better, but, yeah, I’m not an easy girl, I take some time.

Jay:                  How far should you usually get, do you go any further than that? let’s say you’re attracted to a guy and, you know, he asks you some things, you know, like favors, wants to go down on you, do you let him?

Grace:             Samples are good.

Jay:                  Samples are good?

Grace:             Samples are good.

Jay:                  What’s the most recent thing that’s happened to you?

Grace:             I’d say a little mouth to mouth. I’ve had a client go down on me.

Jay:                  How was it?

Grace:             It was fantastic, I had an orgasm in 2 minutes.

Jay:                  It must have been really good.

Grace:             He was awesome.

Jay:                  That’s nice. Well, you know, I don’t have any more questions, but thank you for your time and I appreciate it. This is Jay from rubbientuggies.com and the clapback.

FRSHR THAN YOUR AVRGE

Sneaker Battle

Think you have the freshes KICKs well here is your chance to show them bitches who’s boss. All you sneaker heads time to blow the dust off those boxes and pull out the goods .

Sat. May 12 12 – 5pm

Public Assembly

In the hipster part of brooklyn we call the Burg

Check the website for more Info and prizes

Premium Laces

68 Spring Street New York, NY 10012
(212) 334-4939

http://premiumlacesny.com/

What can I say here OH i know SAME SHIT DIFFERENT ADDRESS. This hands down was one of the most boring and unoriginal shops in NYC. I mean if you are going to carry the same 4 brands has every other shop in NYC then the least you could have done is present it in a different way. I felt like I was watching another crappy reality tv show (same people different channel).The shits are just tossed on a pole style rack, shoes are all dusty and there sale bin is a cardboard box on the floor with last years hats on sale for 30.00. Do they really think kids are that dumb. How do these guys stay open. Oh yea they have parents with a shit load cheese or they buy fakes in C-town and sell them to dumb ass mid-west kids who don’t know any better. There are many other places in the city you can spend your money on Diamond Supply and kid robot(you can get kid robot at Century 21 for 1/4 the price). Shit if you want it cheaper and don’t really care about supporting local then just buy it all at blades it’s only a few blocks away.

I’m not a fan of time pieces, but these watches caught my attention as I was shopping around. All I see these days are watches that are iced out with no creativity or originality. So, I tried these watches on. These three Oris watches were simple and that’s what I like. The First one showed  the inside of the watch, which showed the quality of craftsmanship and showman ship. The front and back of the watch are open,so you get to see the wheel and all the gears, which is pretty cool.

The second Oris watch is the Oscar Peterson Limited Edition Watch, which is designed after the pianist, Oscar Peterson. The numbers on the watch are designed as piano keys, creativity and original.

The last Oris watch has a night and daytime picturesque design. There is a dial that rotates showing a picture of a moon for nighttime and the sun for the morning. Something new and different. Light in weight and medium size face. Not too gaudy.

Came across two Hamilton watches. The first one looked vintage and I like that sophisticated design. Light and fits well. The Second watch with the gold rim looked more aviation and it looked rugged. Was not a huge fan of the band. Didn’t feel too smooth.

Tourneau watch was designed to look three dimensional. The watch is suppose to have layers, but I didn’t see it, but the band is different. More of a click on, then a press down band like other watch bands. Comfortable and a decent watch.

These U-Boat watches are boss. Obviously made to resemble watches for the water. It gives it a navy seal look. The massive dials caught my eye and The second one glows in the dark. Those big dials are sick and original.

Longines made this limited edition Lindbergh watch. The really cool thing about this is the whole layout is designed out of the map Linbergh used during his time.Resembles the number and lining on a map. It’s light, the band is smooth, and the watch fits like my Baume and Mercer.

Last but not  least, the Bentley of Watches, literally.This Breitling for Bentley goes hand in hand with the new Model Bentley that is on display at the NYC auto Show. The steering wheels on the face work well with the rim of the watch, which looks like the pattern of the tires on the Bentley. This watch is smooth and it has a good weight. The quality of this watch matches that of the car. Classy, smooth and sophisticated. Not showy or over the top.

Sick Head phones They sound Just OK. But they don’t sound good enough for me to give up my Shure SE 535. But I also understand that not every one wants to drop 500.00 on a pair of head phones. The WESC Chambers do sound much better then any Bose headphones.

Rufus skate shop

Calle Ferlandina 33
Barcelona 08001

FaceBook Page

I can start this off by saying this was one of the coolest skate shops I have ever walked in to. When ever I travel I am always trying to hunt down shops that carry local brands. Rufus does just that. They have their own line of skate goodies as well as any local brands in the area. The shop is located in the heart of El Raval which is hands down the sickest place to chill. These guys price the goods right they are not trying to fuck you over with the tourist prices. Sick Shop guys keep it up.

Mission Workshop Bags

Let me start off by saying I was a chrome fan for many years. I bought my last chrome bag about 2 years ago it was a pile of crap and I had no Idea why. Then I found out that the owners sold the brand. I was sad to think I would never find another bag that can take the beating I can dish out. Much to my surprise the original owners and crew from chrome started a new company called Mission Workshop. I had to get one I needed one!!! So I ordered The Vandal. I don’t really need to give you the specs of the bag you can find that here Mission Workshop . But what I will tell you is this bag took what they were doing at chrome to a whole other level. The Fabric, the zippers, the waterproofing, and over all comfort of the bag is top notch. One of my biggest complants of backpacks is when you have a full pack it feel so heavy and pulls on your back in a funky way. But with the Mission Workshop Vandal filled up, it fell very comfortable and balanced which is very hard to find in any bag. I would pay a hooker to blow everyone on the team that brought this bag to life. You guys are fucking amazing.  Buy this bag bitches it worth every cent.

AMBIGUOUS 2012

First off thanks to everyone that has stuck around through out all the bullshit we put up with. Now lets get dirty again. I have Seen AMBIGUOUS for the past few years, but I have never really took the time to check it out. For some reason I thought it was a Snow board brand. AMBIGUOUS Sent us out a packet to review a few months back and we kick the crap out of it. So lets get into it. Right off the back the prints where kinda week but that’s any easy fix just fire the shit head who designed them. Don’t get it really wrong we like a few prints – the south west looking one and the joy division v-neck (sick prints). Every other print you need to fire that designer and get a new one.

For the Cut and Sew – this shit was amazing and we never give a brand props like that. The denim jeans Sick!!! The cuts on these are fucking sick. They felt great, fit great, washed great and made my dick look bigger. The placement of the trims is Boss no joke Boss. We are kinda Jean Snobs at the clapback but these just made the top 10 list. If you are premium jean slut then these should be hanging in your closet. We Skated, fixed geared and BMXed the shit out of these jeans and not one fucking rip.

WHoooo let me get off the Jean dick for a sec and chat about the shorts. Cut wise there was nothing new but the quality of the construction it top notch. The choice of fabric was sick as well. Once again placement of the trims was on target. This would be money well spent for a grade A pair of shorts. The Jean Jacket was a little tuff since it was 80 in NYC the cut was a little boxy but the over all construction was worth its weight in weed.  Trims where not placed to well on the jacket but who gives a shit the jacket took a beating as well.

Hats of to the designer who came up with the hang tags. The packaging of the garments was neat perfect. The packet tag with all the different cuts listed on it GREAT fucking idea. Over all the brand is worth the money you spend on it. Come 58.00 price point one jeans that will last more then one season. What more can you ask for. This is a sick brand with great quality for a great price.

1426 Wisconsin Avenue NW, in the heart of Georgetown Shopping District.

web site: http://www.majordc.com

On my recent trip to our nation capital I was told that I need to take a little time out of my site seeing hours and stop by and store in Georgetown called Major. So after pulling my arm I decided to stop in and check it out. When i first walked into the place I was so overwelmed I think it’s becuase  im not really a shoe guy and this place had shoes for days. I guess if you are a shoe head this is your stopping point in the US im not just talking in DC or even the eastern area the whole fucking USA. The Guy that was with me was a shoe head and he about shit himself when he saw the collection of rare kicks on every wall. I’m more the New era hat kinda guy and this place was a heaven set for me as well. !!!!Shelves of great styles!!!!  Ok lets cut this shit short before I start sucking some Major dick here  HAHAHAHA. The place is the shit they have great brands fucking amazing hats, bags, and most of all (for you dumb shoe heads) a crap load of shoes. I don’t need to label off the brands you just need to stop in and check it out. Wait I forgot the most important thing !!!!!!!   There is no Shit head cool guy go fuck your self attitude. I rocked in, in some old beat up vans and they still took the time to chat me up.   Hit this place when you are in town because it’s one of the best stores I have been in.