In the Mind of a rub N tug girl. Thanks to our dirty dog of a writer Jay. This shit is so fucking amazing. I don’t know how he gets them to do all this. And yes that is a real photo of her.
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In the Mind of a Rub n Tug Girl

Jay:                  Hi, this is Jay for rubbiesntuggies.com and the clapback. I’m here with a rubbie tuggie girl, her name is Grace, say hi Grace.

Grace:             Hi.

Jay:                  So Grace, how long have you been in this business.

Grace:             I’ve been in it for about 3 and a half months.

Jay:                  Okay, 3 and a half months, what made you decide to go into the rubbie tuggie industry?

Grace:             Well, I used to be a private lap dancer and in the private industry it’s pretty lucrative, so I figured, hm, let me see what goes on with this and I started and it’s been good ever since.

Jay:                  Okay, okay. How much do you make a month usually, you know, on a good month and a bad month.

Grace:             A good month, 8000, on a bad month probably like 4000.

Jay:                  Okay. Now, is rubies and tuggies all you do?

Grace:             Yes, rubies and tuggies, that’s it.

Jay:                  So if a wealthy guy came up to you, good looking and he offered you maybe 1200, 1300, maybe 2000, you wouldn’t go for it.

Grace:             Sure, it definitely has to be some chemistry and everything has to be safe, but I would definitely want to build a repertoire first before we indulge.

Jay:                  Okay, now I’m going to ask some dirty questions. What’s the most difficult penis or cock or dick to stroke?

Grace:             The ones that are like shaped like the aerosol hairspray bottles. Those are ridiculous, I mean, come on now, you have to use two hands and some, it’s a scary thing.

Jay:                  What’s some?

Grace:             Like your arms as well.

Jay:                  Alright, I thought you were going to talk about oral, but okay.

Grace:             No, you can’t even fit that in your mouth.

Jay:                  Well that’s true, that’s true. Else, let me see. So, when you’re stroking a guy, what’s the weirdest request that they’ve ever asked you while you’re doing that?

Grace:             To shoot it on my breast or in my mouth or in my face which I’m not going to do.

Jay:                  Okay, you know, overall, what’s the nastiest guy, guys you ever dealt with while giving a massage, describe it, the worst you ever came across?

Grace:             I think it would be the guys that want the prostate massages and their assholes are super dirty and they expect me to use like no gloves, like come on now, are you serious?

Jay:                  And, overall, you know, how is business for you?

Grace:             Business is the best ever and I’m going to just rule the world.

Jay:                  Alright. What else, let me see, now, with penises, what do you, well, guys want to know this actually, what do women do or think about while they’re doing this?

Grace:             What do you mean, like, when we’re having sex?

Jay:                  No, when you’re, you know, when you’re giving a guy a massage, the guy gets a rack, you know, have you seen like really nice ones, really small ones, describe the ugly ones and the nice looking ones, you know, what do you recommend?

Grace:             Well, I like, I like them very pretty. I mean, pretty like…

Jay:                  Like with glitter?

Grace:             Yeah, with sprinkles and glitter, no, but I like… I don’t like them big at all, I mean, medium, small is good for me, something that I can really manage in my hands is best. When it’s bigger than that it gets out of control and you really don’t know what to do like, I mean, I’ve seen some big ones and girls, you don’t know what to do, it’s just ridiculous.

Jay:                  What’s the most amount of ropes meaning, ropes meaning how many guys shoot off, like you know, every stream is called ropes, so what’s the most you’ve ever encountered? Like a lot of guys shoot average 6, 7, 8 ropes, you know.

Grace:             I say like 5,6 .

Jay:                  5,6?

Grace:             Yeah, it was like the Bellagio.

Jay:                  Bellagio? Wow, look at that, alright, alright. So, you know, do you have any usuals, any regulars that, you know, you like to attend to?

Grace:             I do have regulars and as we continue to see each other it only gets better, but, yeah, I’m not an easy girl, I take some time.

Jay:                  How far should you usually get, do you go any further than that? let’s say you’re attracted to a guy and, you know, he asks you some things, you know, like favors, wants to go down on you, do you let him?

Grace:             Samples are good.

Jay:                  Samples are good?

Grace:             Samples are good.

Jay:                  What’s the most recent thing that’s happened to you?

Grace:             I’d say a little mouth to mouth. I’ve had a client go down on me.

Jay:                  How was it?

Grace:             It was fantastic, I had an orgasm in 2 minutes.

Jay:                  It must have been really good.

Grace:             He was awesome.

Jay:                  That’s nice. Well, you know, I don’t have any more questions, but thank you for your time and I appreciate it. This is Jay from rubbientuggies.com and the clapback.

FRSHR THAN YOUR AVRGE

Sneaker Battle

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Sat. May 12 12 – 5pm

Public Assembly

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Premium Laces

68 Spring Street New York, NY 10012
(212) 334-4939

http://premiumlacesny.com/

What can I say here OH i know SAME SHIT DIFFERENT ADDRESS. This hands down was one of the most boring and unoriginal shops in NYC. I mean if you are going to carry the same 4 brands has every other shop in NYC then the least you could have done is present it in a different way. I felt like I was watching another crappy reality tv show (same people different channel).The shits are just tossed on a pole style rack, shoes are all dusty and there sale bin is a cardboard box on the floor with last years hats on sale for 30.00. Do they really think kids are that dumb. How do these guys stay open. Oh yea they have parents with a shit load cheese or they buy fakes in C-town and sell them to dumb ass mid-west kids who don’t know any better. There are many other places in the city you can spend your money on Diamond Supply and kid robot(you can get kid robot at Century 21 for 1/4 the price). Shit if you want it cheaper and don’t really care about supporting local then just buy it all at blades it’s only a few blocks away.

I’m not a fan of time pieces, but these watches caught my attention as I was shopping around. All I see these days are watches that are iced out with no creativity or originality. So, I tried these watches on. These three Oris watches were simple and that’s what I like. The First one showed  the inside of the watch, which showed the quality of craftsmanship and showman ship. The front and back of the watch are open,so you get to see the wheel and all the gears, which is pretty cool.

The second Oris watch is the Oscar Peterson Limited Edition Watch, which is designed after the pianist, Oscar Peterson. The numbers on the watch are designed as piano keys, creativity and original.

The last Oris watch has a night and daytime picturesque design. There is a dial that rotates showing a picture of a moon for nighttime and the sun for the morning. Something new and different. Light in weight and medium size face. Not too gaudy.

Came across two Hamilton watches. The first one looked vintage and I like that sophisticated design. Light and fits well. The Second watch with the gold rim looked more aviation and it looked rugged. Was not a huge fan of the band. Didn’t feel too smooth.

Tourneau watch was designed to look three dimensional. The watch is suppose to have layers, but I didn’t see it, but the band is different. More of a click on, then a press down band like other watch bands. Comfortable and a decent watch.

These U-Boat watches are boss. Obviously made to resemble watches for the water. It gives it a navy seal look. The massive dials caught my eye and The second one glows in the dark. Those big dials are sick and original.

Longines made this limited edition Lindbergh watch. The really cool thing about this is the whole layout is designed out of the map Linbergh used during his time.Resembles the number and lining on a map. It’s light, the band is smooth, and the watch fits like my Baume and Mercer.

Last but not  least, the Bentley of Watches, literally.This Breitling for Bentley goes hand in hand with the new Model Bentley that is on display at the NYC auto Show. The steering wheels on the face work well with the rim of the watch, which looks like the pattern of the tires on the Bentley. This watch is smooth and it has a good weight. The quality of this watch matches that of the car. Classy, smooth and sophisticated. Not showy or over the top.

Sick Head phones They sound Just OK. But they don’t sound good enough for me to give up my Shure SE 535. But I also understand that not every one wants to drop 500.00 on a pair of head phones. The WESC Chambers do sound much better then any Bose headphones.

Rufus skate shop

Calle Ferlandina 33
Barcelona 08001

FaceBook Page

I can start this off by saying this was one of the coolest skate shops I have ever walked in to. When ever I travel I am always trying to hunt down shops that carry local brands. Rufus does just that. They have their own line of skate goodies as well as any local brands in the area. The shop is located in the heart of El Raval which is hands down the sickest place to chill. These guys price the goods right they are not trying to fuck you over with the tourist prices. Sick Shop guys keep it up.